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Classic, retro styled, vintage-inspired graphic t-shirt sarcastically featuring the illustration of a pigeon, encircled by the words "NEW YORK CITY" and the Latin nickname for NYC, "Caput Mundi," which means capital of the world, and smaller type that captions "The mighty pigeon"
New York City (pigeon) — Retro Premium Unisex T-Shirt — $28
A classic, retro-style graphic t-shirt featuring a illustration of the iconic Jimi Hendrix, and a quote "When the power of love overcomes the lover of Power, the world will know peace."
The Power of LOVE — Jimi Hendrix quote / Retro Unisex T-Shirt — $28
Graphic t-shirt featuring a custom parody of the fictional movie written by the Michael Scott character in the television series The Office, with actors portrayed by charcters Jim Halpert, Pam Beasly, Dwight Schrute, Michael Scarn, Stanley Hudson, Angela Martin, Phyllis Lapin-Vance, Oscar Martinez, and Creed Bratton.
The Office — THREAT LEVEL MIDNIGHT — Unisex T-Shirt — $28
Seinfeld reference: Sagman Bennet Robbins Oppenheim & Taft — fake law firm, parody, sarcastic humor — gift—premium Unisex T-shirt, 3 colors — $28 +
The Office — Vance Refrigeration — Dunder Mifflin, Scranton sarcastic parody — Premium Unisex t-shirt — $28 +
VANDELAY INDUSTRIES — Seinfeld reference — sarcastic retro design premium unisex t-shirt — $29
Rochelle, Rochelle — The Motion Picture: Seinfeld reference. Premium Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt — $28
Classic, retro graphic t-shirt featuring a sarcastic parody of the vintage NASA universe logo, but in this instance it reads "NERD" instead of NASA, to proudly own one's geekdom, intelligence, and self-deprecating wit.
NASA NERD fun, self-deprecating parody Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt — $28
Male model wearing a sarcastic, classic, retro-inspired graphic t-shirt featuring the illustration of a rocketship blasting off toward a planet, and the meme words "OCCUPY MARS" encircling it, perhaps mocking Elon Musk and SpaceX.
OCCUPY MARS — Elon Musk T-shirt / NASA SpaceX Shirt Space Tee / Funny Dad or Sci-Fi Nerd Gift — $28
Classic retro-design graphic t-shirt for a fictional Ibiza tennis club.
Ibiza Racquet Club — Retro Unisex T-Shirt — $28.50
Model wearing a fashion graphic t-shirt featuring a parody version of the NASA universe logo.
NASTY — a NASA parody tee — $28.50

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