I Run with Scissors — Sarcastic Retro Premium Unisex Shirt

You're a daredevil. A madman. You live life on the razor's edge (no pun intended).

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This thick cotton t-shirt makes for a go-to wardrobe staple! It's comfortable, soft, and its tubular construction means it's less fitted.

• 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz (153 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double stitched sleeves and bottom hem

sarcasm / retro / joke / meme / vintage / humor / fun / funny / ironic / irony / Seinfeld / gift / run with scissors